sleep deprivation and metal oxidation

There is no war next door, in fact the war is the next town over. Though i've always been fascinated by the glories of of battle, i just assume stay out of this conflict. I guess you could say in some way, shape, or form, that my philosophical pearl harbor could have been considered bombed, luckily for FDR, he had proof of exactly what happened. I on the other hand am stuck in no man's land with a pop gun, on a field of artillery. The last person in the world i expected to call me yesterday did, and felt it important to tell me her side of the story, which left me wondering, why in the world does she possibly care what i think? Then i have my friends, who's quite possibly enjoy revenge more than one should. I'm just under the opinion of whats done is done (on that note God Bless Emily Lawrence!). No if you'll excuse me, i'm going to lay down on the top of my gas guzzling auto mobile and watch the sky until i have to work.

Now it's time for ONPR